So I decided that eating innocent little animals was immorally wrong and that I have to do a review on the best vegan foods. And why if you eat meat you're a horrible human being, and deserve to be burned and eaten by the innocent animals in this world. So let's begin!
My favorite cheese is the vegan almond cheese. It is much healthier for you since it's made from pulverized nuts, which tastes better for us scorned women. The nuts are creamy and smooth with a slight crunchy texture.
My favorite milk is coconut milk. The coconuts juice is a good source of vitamins and more. Just ignore the disgusting taste of the milk because you need to be healthy....I mean enjoy the smooth creamy texture of the milk.
Now my next favorite vegan dish is of course, chicken. Chicken is SO vegan because in India they don't eat cows and just chickens and they are SO vegan. So I of course know that eating Chicken Parmesan or chicken nuggets is perfectly fine.
And of course eating any Pork products is perfectly acceptable. No one can deny Bacon, Bacon is our lord and savior. Bacon will save us all some day. Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.
So that is my review on Vegan eating. And if you eat any innocent animals I will find you and feed your eyes to little bunnies! Next time I'll do a review on Vegan cakes.
Well if you haven't looked at your calender you might want to do that. ;) My real next review will be on my all time favorite videogame Mass Effect, see you then.
No comments:
Post a Comment